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created by: Joshua Buurrp | Apr 9, 2010

Miami, FL

91 votes

Stupidest thing Adam the Macho Lifeguard ever did ( not related to his job).

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  • Fliiped his VW Bus on Alton Rd
  • Picks up he-she at Banana Boat
  • Key Lime Pie wrestling match
  • Selling Concert Tix in Speedos
  • Wrecking DM's Puch Bike
  • Having Wave Ryditz as best man
  • Doing Linc in Louie's car
  • Thinking he was Waterman's 1st
  • Forcing Mann Mabel into shower
  • Dressing like Superman in 1980

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Fidel

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Apr 9, 2010
 
hey macho, how much of a cut does your agent get for putting you all over the world.?.lol
Gary Prenis

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Apr 9, 2010
 

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what an assswhole!
Buddy Sniffs

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Gary Prenis wrote:
what an assswhole!
I concur 100%
Jeniffer Aquaman

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Apr 11, 2010
 
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
STUPIDEST THING I EVER DID WAS GET AN STD ON A DARE......NOW I DID IT ALL THE TIME.
You must smell like Lindberger Cheese.
B-B-Barry D-D-Devlin

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Apr 13, 2010
 
Jeniffer Aquaman wrote:
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You must smell like Lindberger Cheese.
D-d-d-id you d-d-d-o Ad-d-dam back at B-B-Beach? E-B-D-B-D!
Waterboy

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Apr 13, 2010
 
Andrei

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Macho, I am lodging a complaint against you and your ISP. Your days are numbererd you stupid Cuban ref.
Haitian Harvey

Miami, FL

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Apr 14, 2010
 
Andrei wrote:
Macho, I am lodging a complaint against you and your ISP. Your days are numbererd you stupid Cuban ref.
Are you kidding me? Why would you do that? This guy is very entertaining. You must have been the one chick, he DID NOT do in his stand. Or the one chick that gave him an unregistered STD. Lighten up doll.
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JT Tommy X

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Apr 14, 2010
 
Andrei wrote:
Macho, I am lodging a complaint against you and your ISP. Your days are numbererd you stupid Cuban ref.
Why not have a poll to see what the "people" want? I think you are wrong.
Ann ButchUp

Miami, FL

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#12
Apr 15, 2010
 
He wrestled nearly nude with some aircraft carrier head stuttering lawyer....NICE!
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Apr 15, 2010
 
Andrei wrote:
Macho, I am lodging a complaint against you and your ISP. Your days are numbererd you stupid Cuban ref.
"you stupid Cuban ref"

As a Cuban American myself considering the majority of politicians that most Miami Cubans vote for and the banana republic standards here not to mention the corruption I can't argue your statement .
However I do find Macho entertaining and if you don't like his posts just don't read them.
Flip McCockout

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Apr 16, 2010
 
Stupidest thing we all did....Thinking this shmuck is important.
Rabbi Rabies

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Apr 17, 2010
 
Really bright guy. Sounds like he just got laid off from NASA.....NOT!!!!!
Larry the Lifeguard Lover

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Apr 18, 2010
 
can this hero do anything stupid? I think not.
Larry the Lifeguard Lover

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Apr 19, 2010
 
Did Mann Mabel ever press charges? lol.....
Rod

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Apr 25, 2010
 
If he picked up a he-she at Banana Boat, he probably gave the dude great pleasure. So why is that ruled as stupid? It is his business.
Rod

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Apr 27, 2010
 
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote:
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WHO ARE YOU? GET LOST JACK ASS!
If I ever do get down to your stand, be prepared for some pain. I wear Magnum extra large. I may knock you right into retirement. Be careful what you wish for idiot!
Sperk Lou Kotch

Miami, FL

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Apr 29, 2010
 
Did he actually wrestle nude with some putz in the Keys over a Key Lime Pie?
BLU BI U

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Apr 29, 2010
 
Adam is so stupid, I took him to the craps table in Vegas and he brought along some toilet paper. Personally, I like baby wipes instead.
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Apr 30, 2010
 
BLU BI U wrote:
Adam is so stupid, I took him to the craps table in Vegas and he brought along some toilet paper. Personally, I like baby wipes instead.
Did you bring your K=Y? He is a lifeguard you know.

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