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“A REAL MAN OF COURAGE! ”

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#255
Apr 5, 2011
 
farah2619 wrote:
sex on the beach is nice
If you let Adam the Macho Lifeguard inject you, you stand a better than 50-50 chance of contracting some anti-biotic resistant clap. In China, we call that a "Mao Tse Tung Ping Pong".
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#257
Apr 13, 2011
 
macho.the walking petri dish.lol

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Fidel wrote:
macho.the walking petri dish.lol
He needs to be castrated.
ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD

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ME HAWNY!

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May 1, 2011
 
Important job........But some take advantage of it.

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What ever happened to Michy and Fed up in Lauderdale? They go bye-bye like OctoberKay.
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A lifeguard gave me the clap in '85. Enough siad. They are dirty imbeciles.

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Adam is retiring. You will be missed dear compadre
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