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Fed up in Lauderdale
Miami, FL
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Dr Demento wrote: I love the one's with goatee's, because they tickle my testicles and they also swallow! This Adam guy has braided ass hair. Is that good enough for you?
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Fed up in Lauderdale
Miami, FL
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Rod, if you'd like, we can meet up and both of us could head down to Miami beach and pay Adam a visit....Perhaps take a few pictures.This can be real good!If we need to we can go speak to his supervisor. lol
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Rod
Miami, FL
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Fed up in Lauderdale wrote: Rod, if you'd like, we can meet up and both of us could head down to Miami beach and pay Adam a visit....Perhaps take a few pictures.This can be real good!If we need to we can go speak to his supervisor. lol I have already been down to 12th Street the other day. The dude in the shack said he did not know an Adam. But that I should check on Ocean and 10th. If all of you want to meet at the "Ocean Rescue Headquarters" on a given day, we can all introduce ourselves to this jerk off once and for all!
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD
Miami, FL
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Rod wrote: <quoted text>
I have already been down to 12th Street the other day. The dude in the shack said he did not know an Adam. But that I should check on Ocean and 10th. If all of you want to meet at the "Ocean Rescue Headquarters" on a given day, we can all introduce ourselves to this jerk off once and for all! IF YOU ASK FOR ADAM, YOU'LL HIT THE "MARK".....wooooo-wo oooo I DARE YOU TO COME PAY ME A VISIT TURDSTONE!
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD
Miami, FL
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WHY DO LIFEGUARDS SUCK? BECAUSE WE CAN!
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Rod
Miami, FL
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote: WHY DO LIFEGUARDS SUCK? BECAUSE WE CAN! Lifeguard get ready. I know which stand you work at.
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Fed up in Lauderdale
Miami, FL
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Rod wrote: <quoted text>
Lifeguard get ready. I know which stand you work at. Can you place it on TOPIX so that anyone and everyone interested in meeting this idiot, can go down to his stand? Thanks
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Rod
Miami, FL
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Fed up in Lauderdale wrote: <quoted text>
Can you place it on TOPIX so that anyone and everyone interested in meeting this idiot, can go down to his stand? Thanks I went down to the beach toda. I was told that he was up on 74th Street. i drove up there and was ready to shake his world. But it was not him in the stand. I am beginning to think that he goes by a different name. I really want to give it to him. This fool is an embarrassment. I will call Lifeguard HQ tomorrow and find out how I can lodge an official complaint.Once I get the information, I will post for any other victims.
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Fed up in Lauderdale
Miami, FL
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Rod wrote: <quoted text>
I went down to the beach toda. I was told that he was up on 74th Street. i drove up there and was ready to shake his world. But it was not him in the stand. I am beginning to think that he goes by a different name. I really want to give it to him. This fool is an embarrassment. I will call Lifeguard HQ tomorrow and find out how I can lodge an official complaint.Once I get the information, I will post for any other victims. I am going to send a certified letter launching an investigation. They must take my complaint. I will also send copies of his nonsense.
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Michy
Miami, FL
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Fed up in Lauderdale wrote: <quoted text>
I am going to send a certified letter launching an investigation. They must take my complaint. I will also send copies of his nonsense. Being a Broward resident and new to the Miami Topix, are you talking about the Hollywood lifeguards? Because they have been nothing short of outstanding. Please forgive my ignorance.
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD
Miami, FL
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Fed up in Lauderdale wrote: <quoted text>
I am going to send a certified letter launching an investigation. They must take my complaint. I will also send copies of his nonsense. COME ON DOWN AND COMPLAIN YOU JACK ASS...I DARE YOU....FORGET SENDING A LETTER. GO TO 10TH STREET ON OCEAN. IDIOT!!
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Rod
Miami, FL
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote: <quoted text>
COME ON DOWN AND COMPLAIN YOU JACK ASS...I DARE YOU....FORGET SENDING A LETTER. GO TO 10TH STREET ON OCEAN. IDIOT!! I spoke to Horgan at Ocean Rescue. See ya at the old 3-8!
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Bored in Toledo
Whitehouse, OH
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And I thought some of the forums I usually hang around had worthless content.
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD
Miami, FL
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Bored in Toledo wrote: And I thought some of the forums I usually hang around had worthless content. YOU WANT SOME EXCITEMENT BIG BOY? COME ON DOWN TO MY STAND. I PUT ON A FLEXXING EXHIBITION EACH DAY AT NOON BEFORE I DO MY FOUR MILE WIND SPRINTS.....3 OF THEM FOLLOWED BY AN EIGHT MILE SWIM. I HAVE 2.5% BODY FAT. NOT BAD FOR SOMEONE WHO TURNS 64 ON NOVEMBER 4TH, HUH?
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Rod
Miami, FL
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote: <quoted text>
YOU WANT SOME EXCITEMENT BIG BOY? COME ON DOWN TO MY STAND. I PUT ON A FLEXXING EXHIBITION EACH DAY AT NOON BEFORE I DO MY FOUR MILE WIND SPRINTS.....3 OF THEM FOLLOWED BY AN EIGHT MILE SWIM. I HAVE 2.5% BODY FAT. NOT BAD FOR SOMEONE WHO TURNS 64 ON NOVEMBER 4TH, HUH? The guy on the other end of the phone at ocean HQ said you also go by the name Mark? I am going lobster fishing. In fact I am on the boat now. I will come by to say "hello" this weekend. You will be doing alot of flexing this weekend. Put on a red light and get the sade music ready. Rod is rolling!
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Dr Demento
Dunlap, TN
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Rod wrote: <quoted text>
The guy on the other end of the phone at ocean HQ said you also go by the name Mark? I am going lobster fishing. In fact I am on the boat now. I will come by to say "hello" this weekend. You will be doing alot of flexing this weekend. Put on a red light and get the sade music ready. Rod is rolling! Save one lobster head and ram it up his ass, then take your tickle stick and ram it down his mouth until you can tickle the lobster head out!
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Fed up in Lauderdale
Miami, FL
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I spoke to Mack at Ocean Rescue this morning. Adam the Macho Lifeguard is off today so don't waste your time, Rod, heading down there to see him today.
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Rod
Miami, FL
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Fed up in Lauderdale wrote: I spoke to Mack at Ocean Rescue this morning. Adam the Macho Lifeguard is off today so don't waste your time, Rod, heading down there to see him today. Thanks.....I know where he is working this weekend. I will have him howling in good pain like a wolf in heat!
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD
Miami, FL
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Rod wrote: <quoted text>
Thanks.....I know where he is working this weekend. I will have him howling in good pain like a wolf in heat! COME AND GET ME BIG BOY! I CAN TAKE IT!
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Rod
Miami, FL
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ADAM THE MACHO LIFEGUARD wrote: <quoted text>
COME AND GET ME BIG BOY! I CAN TAKE IT! No that's quite alright. I called your HQ. They would not tell me where you are. But my probabtion officer was right. I need to be the model of great behavior. I respect you Adam. I wish you the best. Perhaps one day I can shake your hand. You have a very tough job. Keep saving lives!
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